14 1 / 2019
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
she does not FUCK
14 1 / 2019
all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives
(via treeshaveteeth)
13 1 / 2019
the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
(via vonisv)
13 1 / 2019
All spaghetti comes from cuts of the same original spaghetti strand. The original strand grows at about 2ft per week and is kept safe in the Vatican’s main vault.
(Source: facts-i-just-made-up, via emily-the-lemon)
13 1 / 2019
US Marines listening to the news of Japan’s surrender on the radio,1945
via reddit
wit his whole booty ass out that’s real patriotism hope you enjoy your golden corral discount brother HH
(via emily-the-lemon)